The Licensed IssueVol. 001 · DubaiAED — Priceless
The Fashion & Motoring Special

AHMAD

10 Fails.
1 License.
Zero Shame.the making of a driver
Ahmad, cover portrait
The End of
the Princess Erabackseat royalty abdicates
He Can Legally
Drive Nowauthorities confirm
Passengers:
Know Your Rightsfull terms inside →
Licensed Edition · Vol. 001 · 26.07.2026
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Official Promotion Notice

From Chief Passenger Officer
to Head of Driving.

After 10 failed parking tests, 10+ hours of extra practice, and 4 road tests, the Board is proud to promote Ahmad from Chief Passenger Officer (Princess Division) to Head of Driving Operations.

He then passed the final road test on the first attempt. We are choosing to focus on that.

Approved & celebrated by,The Group Chat — Board of Directors
The Road to the License
10
Parking tests
failed
10+
Hours of
extra practice
4
Road tests
attempted
1st
Attempt at the
final — passed

Technically, he passed the final one from the first try. Technically.

Ahmad checking the mirror while driving
Exclusive FootageVerified footage of Ahmad checking his mirror. Unprompted. This is growth, habibi.
The Evidence
Ahmad's license, details redacted
CertifiedGenuine · 001
Exhibit A

Yes, it's real. The numbers are redacted for legal reasons — what matters is that it's officially valid.

Terms of Riding With Ahmad

Read before boarding.

01
The front seat is a privilege, not a right.
02
Aux cord access is earned. Bad taste = window seat.
03
"Are we there yet?" resets the ETA. Every time.
04
Compliment the outfit before the parking.
05
Backseat driving will be lovingly ignored.
From the Group Chat

The reviews are in.

"I'm not emotionally ready to be a co-pilot."

— A concerned friend

"10 parking fails and we love him more than ever."

— The whole group

"My era of suffering officially ends today."

— Former designated driver
Congratulations,
habibi.

Welcome to the driver's seat, Ahmad. You earned every kilometre — and every parking fail.